The Picture Book That Proves Being Yourself Is the Wildest Animal of All
🐾 Maven the Maybe-Something-Else
Maven isn’t just a dog — she’s a whole zoo in one tiny, wiggly, snort-powered package.
Sometimes she gallops like a horse.
Sometimes she toots like a skunk.
She snorts like a pig, flops like a seal, and snores like a grumpy old man in a tiny tutu.
Maven the Maybe-Something-Else is a heartwarming, laugh-out-loud picture book about animals, identity, and loving exactly who you are — snorts, toots, wiggles and all.
📚 Perfect For:
- Ages 1 to 5
- Pet lovers of all ages
- Anyone raising a kid (or a Frenchie) who thinks they’re secretly part raccoon
🖍️ What’s Inside:
- 31 pages of bold, whimsical illustrations
- Rhyming narration that’s fun to read aloud (even 12 times in a row)
- A gentle message about self-acceptance, imagination, and Frenchie-level silliness
🐶 Inspired by a Real Dog with Big Main Character Energy
Maven is real, she’s ridiculous, and she’s proud of it. This book was inspired by her everyday drama: the flops, the squeals, the stink-eyes — and her firm belief that she might just be something more.
💛 Ready to Snort, Smile, and Read?
🐾 Meet Maven: A Book Full of Snorts, Sass, and Heart
Maven the Maybe-Something-Else is a heartwarming and hilarious picture book that celebrates identity, imagination, and the weirdly wonderful ways our pets show us who they really are. Inspired by the true story of a little Frenchie with a big personality, this story helps kids learn to love themselves — quirks and all.
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